Why Not Pick Out A Used Morgue Fridge On eBay?

Just in case you’re in the market… Need a new fridge? Has the State of New York Office of General Services ever got a great deal for you! How about a used but fully functional morgue cooler from the Manhattan Psychiatric Center? It’s on Ebay right now, and only a few hundred bucks. Perfect for the storage of cadaver-sized…

Escaped Florida Llama Brought Down By Taser

Because no one had a 12-gauge handy… Tallahassee police reported using a taser on a six-foot llama, Scooter, after it ran around a local neighborhood for hours yesterday and generally galavanted about. The llama was eventually subdued to avoid an accident and returned, and its owner will not face charges. Local residents called in complaints…