Trojan Produces ‘Sexual Health Report Card’ For Colleges That Doesn’t Even Measure Sexual Health

Freakin’ hilarious. Condom maker Trojan has released its annual “Sexual Health Report Card” for college campuses. It’s just missing one thing. It doesn’t actually measure sexual health.   Expectations Now, you might think that a so-called “Sexual Health Report Card” might include some grades about the actual health of the students on campus. You might…

Finally: A Movie That Glorifies Necrophilia

Here’s the trailer for the movie All Cheerleaders Die. In a nutshell, some high school cheerleaders, played by people who haven’t been in high school for a few years, get into a car accident and die. Then, they’re not dead any more, thanks to some spellcraft. So the high school cheerleaders become undead high school…

Best Time To Drink Coffee? 10:30 AM

I don’t drink coffee so I don’t really care. But, some people might find this helpful. For many of us, it is the rocket fuel that gets us going first thing in the morning. But one expert has argued that to get the maximum effect of caffeine, it’s better to hold on a few hours…

VA Gun Shop Gave Out Free AR-15 Magazines To Voters

Still, it wasn’t enough to get the right guy elected yesterday. A gun shop in Woodbridge, Virginia, is handing out 30-round AR-15 magazines to people who vote in today’s election. The shop, Quantico Tactical, sent out an email to their newsletter subscribers with the subject line, “Free Election Day PMAGS at Our Woodbridge, VA Store.”…