Seth Meyers

“Madison, Wisconsin, has become the first city in the nation to make it illegal to discriminate against atheists. Said atheists, ‘This is the law we’ve been not praying for.’”

– Seth Meyers

Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama has reduced the sentences of 22 federal prisoners who were arrested for drug-related crimes — eight of whom were serving life sentences. It marks the first time someone has said ‘Thanks Obama’ but actually meant it.”

-Jimmy Fallon