Survey: Left-Handed People Are More Satisfied With Their Sex Lives Than Right-Handed People

What about people who are ambidextrous? For some reason, that option wasn’t considered in this study. A new survey says that left-handed people have bested their dexterity disadvantage in at least one area: the bedroom. Lefties are reportedly 71% more sexually satisfied than the average right-handed lover. Cue the stereotypical “Awoooogah!” noise. The dubiously accurate…