That awkward moment when you finally realize that the United States is the greatest country in the world after all.
Remember Ahmed Mohamed?
He’s the “clock kid” a.k.a. the jackass who intentionally tried to cause trouble by bringing a device that looks exactly like a bomb to school just to see how people would react when a Muslim kid brings a device that looks exactly like a bomb to school.
Unsurprisingly, they reacted with some level of caution.
He was detained and put in handcuffs while the whole mess was sorted out. He was also suspended for three days.
He should be in juvey today, but instead he’s in Qatar.
Now, you might think that a good Muslim (or a bad Muslim?) like Ahmed would love rubbing shoulders with fellow Muslims in an Arab country.
Alas, though, the poor tyke is homesick.
He wants to come back to Texas.
Maybe so he can use a real bomb the next time.
And the sad thing is, our government is stupid enough to let him back in.
According to one report, he might be back in Texas within days.
They’d better keep him under surveillance.
After they waterboard him.