Lt. Col. Ralph Peters has a neat idea.
He wants to relocate the detention center in Guantanamo Bay to the Aleutian Islands off the coast of Alaska.
Why? So the prisoners can freeze their nuts off.
Don’t worry. It’s not torture.
They’ll have heat. Some heat, anyway.
But they still won’t like it.
And that’s the point of prison, isn’t it? Prisoners aren’t supposed to enjoy their environment.
Especially prisoners that like to kill people.
Check out the video below. The relevant part starts around 3:00.