This is titillating.
YouTube personality (i.e., a person you’ve never heard of until now) Aimee Davison drew a portrait of Donald J. Trump.
With her boobs.
Who knew a nipple could be used as a paintbrush?
Davison says that Trump is the “biggest boob on the Internet” and plans on giving half the money she raises from the sale of the portrait to a breast cancer charity.
Even better: she’s going to let the Donald himself choose the charity! Isn’t that the breast idea ever?
Fortunately for those of us who are bloggers on a slow news day, Davison filmed herself drawing Trump with her boobs and posted the video on the Internet.
“This is the closest Donald Trump is ever gonna get to my boobs,” she said in the video.
I’ve seen Melania. I think he’s going to be okay with that.
As of Monday night, Davison’s painting had a $61 bid.
Not off to a good start.
Check out the video below.