Welcome to America, circa 2016.
Dee Landerman of Arkansas apparently had nothing better to do one day so he made a life-sized replica of Donald J. Trump.
As one does.
Now, he’s selling the faux Trump on eBay. It can be yours for just $895!
Arkansas-based Dee Landerman told BuzzFeed News she originally made the dummy for a Trump rally at the Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport.
“But [I] had to park way out in a field, and the only people who got to enjoy him were those parked around me,” she said.
Landerman has since listed the dummy on eBay, where she also sells clothing, dummy-making kits, and currently, a life-size dummy of LeBron James.
Trump is one of the tallest dummies she’s ever made, measuring slightly larger than life at 6 feet 3 inches tall. The entire process took a couple of weeks, and she started with a rubber mask of the Donald’s face.
“But it was flimsy, oversized, and difficult to turn into a head,” she said. “I had to cut the mask apart and change a lot of it.”
Personally, I think he’s low-balling himself. He could get at least $1,500 for that.