Teen girls are suckers for bad boys.
That’s the conclusion reached by Shazia Mirza, a British Muslim comic (not a typo) who believes that teen Muslim girls run off to join ISIS because they want sex with someone that Mom doesn’t like.
Mirza says that, to many Muslim girls, ISIS is the One Direction of Islam.
The host of a new show hilariously entitled The Kardashians Made Me Do It claims that, while ISIS fighters are “barbaric… murderous psychopaths,” it’s also true that they’re “hairy, macho, they have guns and they’re exciting… and that presses a lot of girls’ buttons.”
Hairy is hot, apparently.
According to the Mirza, teen girls run off with a jihadi because of sexualization, not because of radicalization.
The want the “D” more than they want to destroy infidels.
Mirza says that Muslim gals are looking for “no-guilt halal sex of which Allah approves.”
As one does.
“If some hot, hairy Muslim Brad Pitt had written to me at 15 and sent me pictures asking me to join him, it might have seemed like an exciting way out,” Mirza says. “But it would have been nothing to do with religion.”
Maybe I haven’t looked closely, but I haven’t seen too many jihadis who look like Brad Pitt.
Apparently, though, ISIS does use good-looking recruits, so-called jihotties, to convince young girls to join their cause.
And it seems to be working.