This news will not make life easy on the conspiracy theorists.
According to WFAA-TV, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died of a heart attack.
The dearly departed justice was declared dead by Presidio County Judge Cinderella Guevara.
When I die, I hope somebody name “Cinderella” declares me dead.
Here’s what Guevara had to say about the call she received from the sheriff:
“He says, ‘Judge, I’m at Cibolo Creek Ranch, and a Supreme Court justice has just passed away, and I need someone here immediately. Both justices of the peace are out of town’.
“I said, ‘Sheriff, what did you say? Which Supreme Court Justice died at Cibolo Creek Ranch?’ And the phone went dead, because our connection was very bad.”
Guevara pronounced Scalia dead over the phone just before 2PM on Saturday.
Scalia’s personal physician examined the body and found no signs of foul play.
The official death is listed as myocardial infarction.