Serial philanderer, sexual predator, and Oval Office harasser Bill Clinton has a message for some supporters of Bernie Sanders: you guys are a bunch of sexists.
In his defense: he would know what a sexist looks like. He are one.
President Clinton, who felt our pain while he was feeling a lot of women’s thighs, has forgotten more about the art of turning a woman into a “one-time hit her, quit her” than most dudes will ever know, even in their wildest fantasies.
So while Clinton views his sexual conquests as pump-and-dump material, it’s possible — just possible — that he lacks the moral authority to criticize Sanders supporters, even if he has significant experience with sexist behavior.
Come (giggle!) to think of it, the words “moral” and “authority” don’t even belong in a sentence with Bill Clinton.
Here’s what the would-be First Adulterer said: “People who have gone online to defend Hillary Clinton and explain, just explain why they support her have been subject to attacks that are literally often too profane, not to mention sexist to repeat.”
He was talking about so-called “Bernie Bros.” They can be a little over-the-top in their support for the kooky socialist.
However, we don’t think they’ve banged underage women, like Bill Clinton.
So maybe he should just shut up.